GRAND RAPIDS (SATIRE) — HopCat, "the best damn beer bar on the planet," announced a "cutting edge" beer "innovation": the Growlittle 1.5oz micro-growler.

Joe Sonheim, director of ideation at HopCat, says "It's great for concerts, picnics, parent-teacher conferences, church, the gym, job interviews, first dates, lasts dates, hiking, chilling with friends, the shower and more."

Craft beer expert Sean Francis said, "It's the beer that I love, but less of it. A lot less."